What's What.: Archive

Jun 4th

Do Nothing for Two Minutes. Good Idea. →

May 25th

Great one-liners

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. Laugh at your problems, everybody else does. Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity. I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. If winning isn’t everything why do...

May 25th

Apr 20th

A dog to do your work for you... →

Apr 18th

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Ask me anything http://formspring.me/lpahos

Apr 18th

Katy Perry's Boobs

Kevin: I'm looking at pictures of Katy Perry.
Me: She has big eyes.
Kevin: That's not what I'm looking at.
Me: What are you looking at?
Kevin: Her perfect boobs.
Me: But you're gay.
Kevin: Yeah, but they're boobs.
Kevin: Fair enough.

Apr 18th

Jan 24th

Nov 14th

Good Prank →

Dec 25th

Homeless Man Singing... Awesome? I think so. →

Dec 23rd

Luckiest Cyote Ever →

Dec 5th

Dec 2nd

Nov 26th

Cat Watching a Boxing Match →

Nov 24th

Very Funny →

Nov 24th

Sad Panda →

Nov 21st

Who's on First for the Next Generation →

Nov 20th

Owned. →

Nov 19th

So Many Beards!!! →

Nov 19th

Fantastic Ideas →

Nov 19th

This is just great. Great. →

Nov 19th

“I’d shave if I was a drag queen!”

– Colin Funk

Oct 16th

Freedom

You watch me drive away. Taillights burn in your eyes. You couldn’t keep me at bay. You knew there had to be a day that you would come to despise. You watch me drive away. Please, sit there and waste everything. It’s no surprise. You couldn’t keep me at bay. You used me as your lump of clay, turn me into one of those perfect brides. You watch me drive away. The fights and endless...

Oct 11th

Interesting... →

Oct 5th

Sep 22nd

R.I.P. Patrick Swayze →

Sep 15th

Sep 14th

“Most elephants weigh less than the tongue of a blue whale.”

– Snapple Fact #768

Sep 2nd

First Poem for Intro To CW

Idle Thoughts The crunching of brittle leaves on the sidewalk as the wind scrapes them in its endless torrent. The golden sun slinking behind the horizon, hiding from the day that just passed. He thinks of her as he walks alone. Her chocolate hair wraps around his thoughts. He is reminded of nights playing with that hair while she lay there in his arms. He thinks of her a lot these days;...

Sep 1st

Aug 30th

Other Tanka

Kay F. Anderson: You say this small dish of red ink will last my whole life… I hesitate now to use my signature stamp Fay Aoyagi: with a man who was once the center of my universe I discuss interest rates Pamela Babusci: i am a prisoner in this snowflake melt me Naomi Y. Brown: red mushroom I know that it’s poison but my heart desires to touch it Marjorie...

Aug 30th

Original Tanka

Here are 5 tanka poems that I wrote. I am taking a class on Tanka poetry (a form of Japanese poetry that’s similar to Haiku) and this is my first attempt at writing it. I will also post some good professional tanka so you can actually see what its supposed to be haha 1. a blank page. the words of love are trapped inside the hard shell around my heart 2. Who cares if I wear jeans when the...

Aug 30th

“Where’s our freakin’ beers?!” -Dr. Kovalcik

May 28th

I got an egg today with TWO yolks!!!

May 19th

Wednesday!!

I am going to EUROPE!!! Woot!!

May 18th

Watch

Most random time ever!

May 17th

Holocaust Trip Blog →

So, I’m going to Europe on May 20th through an abroad program with 20 students from my university. We are going to Berlin, Krakow, Linz, Prague, Brno, Nuremburg, and Munich. The trip focuses on the Holocaust and it should be so much fun!! I don’t know how much I’ll be able to update this blog whilst on the trip but I should definitely make updates once I’m back in the...

May 17th

So...

it’s officially my birthday… how bout that?

May 9th